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He Just Sent An Email To His Wife But Realizes He Made A SERIOUS Mistake!

He Just Sent An Email To His Wife But Realizes He Made A SERIOUS Mistake!

Read it carefully for you to understand and laugh hahaha...

It could happen to any one of us. A couple were leaving to Florida for a romantic getaway - the husband was going to fly a day early due to work. When he lands, he sends a quick update email to his wife but very crucially, makes a small mistake... with HUGE results!


I couldn't stop laughing at this, share it with your friends today!

This Guy Isn't Having Sex Tonight. The Reason Why Is Hilarious.

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight.

to all women...

To the women: just because a man likes it, doesn't mean that respects it. There's nothing honorable about 1000 likes from a flock of man who are staring at yout butt, breasts, thighs, duckfaces and tongue lashes; imagining what they'd do to you in bed. You're no longer a woman in their eyes, you're an object, a piece of meat, a vein imagination in the mind of a luster. You want to be sexy and feel beautiful, I get it. But being respected and loved should mean more. Beauty is in modesty and a man won't love a woman he can't respect. "DON'T BELIEVE THE LIKES" -anonymous

best selfie ever.. haha

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3 biggest fears of our generation...

hilarious animal selfies!!! hahaha

"Selfie” has probably been the most used word of late, we’ve seen selfies from athletes, celebrities, kids, models, rock stars and so on, but did you know that animals love to take selfies too?

We are not kidding and we’ve got the proof: dogs, cats, sloths, kangaroos and even elephants have been caught in the act of taking hilarious self portraits. *wink*

Enjoy a gallery of utterly funny photos of animals posing for a selfie. Which is your favorite one?

 

Do mention which one is your favorite!

funny food... hahaha

who wanna eat me????? hahaha

Saddam Hussein's Guns Made of Gold

Checkout Saddam Husseins gold plated guns. Expensive look...

wow!

Funniest Foot Wear: Latest Fashion Trend

Checkout the latest and funniest fashion trend for foot wear of 2009.

the funniest shoe designs / foot wear of 2009, design 1


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Aren't those the funniest shoes of the history ...!

Amazing and Very Funny Advertisements

Below are some photos of some funny and very amazing advertisements:

Isn't those very funny advertisement ...!