Who's the "baby" here, it's certainly NOT baby. Dad consider growing-up, OR baby won't have a chance to.
No wonder baby is crying and hungry. How would you like having spray tan for lunch? AND is it toxic?
Mom's trying to set a good example for her daughter by doing daily exercise, we agree BUT hopefully her daughter will make it to an age she can appreciate it.
Speaking on cellphones is very important to moms: "Are you okay over there?" " Yeah, I'm good just dropping things as usual"..
Some parents like the idea of toddler safety harnesses and leashes, but they don't want to spend the money for one. . . Why buy one when you have your pet leash? Nope, big FAIL Mom!
Some dads want to procreate, even beyond the bedroom. Let's just hope it solely with mom.
Wearing a motorbike helmet is to prevent death or injury in an accident. Dad you want to protect your kid, or kill him with a plastic bag?
Toddlers are squirrelly and move all over the place. You may want to do this, BUT don't do this..
Is this some twisted joke? Surely the Heath and Human Services (HHS) wouldn't think so. Evidence is now being collected..
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