Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Funny kids instinct, sex education and curiosity

Kids are innocent. Aren't they? They do things they find fine but when adults like us see it we find it funny, weird and obscene. Now how about the photos below? What can you say about these kids huh? Here are the quotes about life that kids experience it in an odd funny different way.

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes


Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

Life is like an onion. Why is life like an onion? Because you peel away layer after layer and when you come to the end you have nothing.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

You live and you learn or you don't live long.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

Life is an incurable disease.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

kids are not kids at all - funny quotes


LOL... hahaha... kids are clever, parents are smarter..


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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Pen Art vs. Camera. Which is better?

Ben Heine is a political cartoonist, illustrator, caricaturist and painter born in the Ivory coast in 1983. He’s been taking photos and drawing since almost 10 years. This "Pencil Vs Camera" series is the result of several years of graphic exploration and a logic consequence of his artistic evolution. See how the photos and pencil drawing combined became very artistic and touched emotions and feelings.

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These shots are a juxtaposition of camera shots and pencil drawings to great effect!
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Pen versus camera shots indeed.


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Sunday, August 14, 2011

Bee-wearing Contest in China

Here are some photos from China's bee-wearing contest. So these bees don't bite? I can't do it.


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A"bee-attracting" competition in China 's Hunan province pitted two fearless bee keepers, Lu Kongjiang (above) and Wang Dalin against one another

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Wearing only a pair of shorts and with a queen bee they reared to attract the swarms, the competitors stood on a weighing scale so the judges could determine who attracted more bees.

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The Guinness Book of Records has a category for "most pounds of bees worn on the body," reportedly held by US animal trainer Mark Biancaniello who attracted 39.5 kilos (87lb) of bees onto his body.

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Mr. Wang (above) won the competition after he attracted 26 kg (57lb) of bees onto his body in 60 minutes. His opponent was engulfed by a mere 22.9 kg (50lb), local media reported.

Friday, August 12, 2011

Shaq girlfriend is spicy but Short [PIC]

Yes it's true but it’s still shocking to see the image shaq together with his girlfriend holding hands. His girlfriend Nikki 'Hoopz' Alexander is pretty spicy though.

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Some comments in this spicy, romantic and OMG photo:

At least she won't get bruised knees.

My goodness, he could probably wrap her in a blanket and devour her like a burrito if he wanted to.

Shaq and Snooki!

In so many ways she is the perfect height... the only thing that would improve the situation was if she had a slightly flatter head, you know, for resting your beer can :)

And to make it better, here's the edited version of shaq and his girlfriend's photo:
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LOL!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Why teachers drink?, Reasons

Why TEACHERS may feel the urge to get DRUNK. You want to know the reason why? Here are some:

A teacher may try to make a quiz. And a student may give a reply like the following:

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LOL!

A Day at the Bar

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies, "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.

The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this. I've got a date with the cat."

Death Defying Act: Playing with Gravity

You have to see these photos of skillful individual. Meet the fearless performers who take on the 30ft Wall of Death with no hands. Here's the death defying act of these Indian stunts try to play with the gravity by driving motorcycles and cars in the wall. And with no hand use.

Hands outstretched and with a defiant grin on his face, this performer entertains hundreds as he races around the 'Wall of Death' in India.

Racing along just feet from spectators and the floor on a rickety wooden 'bowl', daredevil performers defy the laws of gravity on motorbikes and in cars in Srinagar, Kashmir.

The dangerous stunts catapult the drivers into stardom at regular fairs in the northern region of India.
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Driving a motorcycle in the wall without using hands: A stuntman takes his hands off his motorbike as he races around the 'Wall of Death' at a fair in Srinagar, Kashmir, India

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Playing to the crowd: This performer hangs out of his car as he speeds around the 30ft wooden wall.

Using centrifugal force - or counter-centripetal to physicists - the cars and motorbikes are able to circle a 30ft vertical wall at high speed. Gravity death defying act you can see in India.

Traditionally the 'cylinder' in which the vehicles perform is made from wood, allowing for cheap repair but also making the feat that more dangerous due to the rickety nature of the track.

Huge crowds pack the top of the 'wall' to watch as performers climb out of car windows or take their hands off motorbike handlebars. Only in India.

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Celebrities: The performers become stars after wowing crowds with their gravity-defying abilities in driving cars, motorcycles without the aid of their hands in Kashmir, India

Monday, August 8, 2011

Awesome Elevators and Escalators Advertisements

Intelligent indeed are the humans. Here are 13 photos of the most awesome and clever advertisements you can or you want to see in the elevators and escalators in the malls and in your office buildings.
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How do you like to experience these ads in your day to day life? I think these advertisements will give you smiles.

Escalator and elevator ads collected from different countries.