Thursday, April 18, 2013

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Why Not OnetyOne?


Why do we pronounce 22 as twenty-two, 33 as thirty-three, 
44 as forty-four, 55 as fifty-five? Why not 11 as onety-one?

Cool Message to Mother-in-Law From Her Daughter-in-Law


Cool message to mother-in-law from her daughter-in-law:

"Dear Mother-in-law,  

        Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!"

Monday, April 15, 2013

Corporate Lingo (Just For Fun)


COMPETITIVE SALARY: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY: We have no time to train you.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED: Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL: We have no quality control.

CAREER-MINDED: Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).

APPLY IN PERSON: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE: We have filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES PROJECT LEADERSHIP SKILLS: You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Cool and Funny Prints on T-Shirts

Here are some super cool and funny prints on T-Shirts.
 Just choose one T-Shirt and get its print for free!
Hurry while stocks last!

My girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate... So now I've got two girlfriends.
If you are rich, I am single.
I'm lost. Please take me home with you?
Today's To Do List
1. Read email
2. Play solitaire
3. Surf the web
4. Read email
5. Attend meeting
6. Read email
7. Play solitaire
8. Surf the web
9. Go home
I GIVE 100% AT WORK
18% Monday
23% Tuesday
25% Wednesday
22% Thursday
12% Friday
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100% EFFORT
If I'm so smart....why do I work here?
I'm a programmar
I'm a programer
I'm a programmor
I write code.
Error Message
Smash head on Keyboard to Continue...
Yes    No
 
Intil inside, idiot outside.
Conserve WATER, drink BEER!

1999 to 2011 lolx